No Tea, no Wine .. no kidding

On the Ryanair flight from Murcia (Espana) to Dublin last night the airhost(esses) were informing the mostly Irish travellers that they had no tea - or white wine. So I opined that it was the first time I had been on a flight leaving Spain with no wine (produces millions of litres of the stuff) and going to Ireland with no tea (highest per capita tea drinkers in the world)